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we just ordered a pizza six minutes before dominos closed. total jerks right here. lmao

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musicfromthe90s:

Semi-Charmed Life by Third Eye Blind

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i love ancient aliens so much but it always puts me in the sleepiest of moods. if anyone has insomnia that’s the cure.

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h0odrich:

i can recite this video upside down drunk and asleep

^ same

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i can’t wait for this 90s thing tonight. that is, if i can even go. fingers crossed.

earlier today i was at pier 1 and i was looking at all the overpriced trinkets with my mom and falling asleep and i saw this cool vase with what i thought was a little ceramic lizard on it. well, turns out i was wrong. it was just a dead little lizard, sitting here. and i jumped back in disgust. the end.

my eyes are being strangely sensitive today. the eyeliner and stuff i usually wear is stinging my eyes so i can’t wear any. so weird.